Bill: I'm sure I have no idea what ye mean, Playername.

Player: Why is it that whenever a pirate tells me to go somewhere I end up with a headache?.

The player sits down and is dropped through a trapdoor, falling into the basement Sit in that chair an' ask Joe for a 'Long Drop'.

Bill: There be a particular seat In Joe's House o' 'Rum', in the corner.

Player: Alright, Bill, where should I meet you?.

Y'know, save panicking the locals and that. I think we should go somewhere more private te talk.

Bill Teach: I can tell from yer eyes that this be no jokin' matter, lad.

Player: Bill, I have urgent news about Ra- About 'You-Know-Who'.

If you chat with the Zombie Head before showing him to Bill Teach.

Zombie head: Argh! There be fluff in the bottom o' yer bag! It be gettin' in me nose!.

Player: Never! You're coming with me to Bill Teach!.Zombie head: Let me out of this bag, curse ye!.Chatbox: You stuff the still protesting zombie head into your pack!.Zombie head: What? Ye can't be serious!.Player: Aaaaaaaaaaargh! I need to warn Bill Teach as soon as possible!.Zombie head: I'll never tell ya, even through torture worse than ye've already given me!.Player: Where's the factory? Where are they being made?.Zombie head: That's right! They be bein' made even as we speak! Ye're doomed! All doomed!.Tell me how ye think Mos Le'Harmless will fare against an army o' us barrelchests! Player: What are his plans? Tell me now!.Ye've caught his eye with all the trouble ye've been causing us. He's back to wreak his vengeance on all o' ye! Zombie head: Ye know of whom I speak, Player! Captain of This Albatross, condemned to the depths by those friend a yourn.I was sent here to eliminate ye on behalf o' the one most powerful. Zombie head: Ye've made some powerful enemies thanks to that inquisitive nose o' yours, Player.Player: Tell me what you know! Who sent you?.Zombie head: Aaaaargh, me poor, sore nose!.Zombie head: Arr, ye've made me nose sore, cretin!.Zombie head: Do ye think I'm scared of ya?.Insult 3: You've got no-body to help you! Zombie head: Leave me mother out of this!.Insult 2: Yo momma has enough chins for 99 ranged! Zombie head: I'll never tell ye anythin'!.Estate agent: In that case, I shall bid you good day, and return to the office.I was about to have a quiet word with him anyway. Unfortunately, the policy doesn't include removal of the perpetrator of the attack. I never thought it would happen, so I put it in to make the list of covered circumstances seem more attractive.

Player: Is it that much of a widespread problem that the policy needs to include it?.Estate agent: Luckily for you, the standard player-owned house contents insurance policy was recently updated to include acts of zombio-mechanical piracy.Estate agent: Cost you? Nothing at all.Player: How much is all this going to cost me?.They should have restored everything in your house to the way it was before your little incident. Estate agent: Yes, I heard all the commotion and sent out our repairmen.Estate agent: I'm just here to make sure the repairs are all satisfactory.

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